Egypt’s president cracks up world leaders with his timeless wit.Tumblr (3.0; @laughinwithhosni)http://laughinwithhosni.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leu6nmhUSg1qf6ua0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“It’s hard to be nostalgic when you can’t remember anything.”</p>http://laughinwithhosni.tumblr.com/post/2692577974http://laughinwithhosni.tumblr.com/post/2692577974Mon, 10 Jan 2011 21:23:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_legu4n5SeT1qf6ua0o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>“Blowing out candles is good exercise for the lungs.”</span></p>http://laughinwithhosni.tumblr.com/post/2585640308http://laughinwithhosni.tumblr.com/post/2585640308Mon, 03 Jan 2011 16:24:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldpqp4oFcI1qf6ua0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>“A rather chubby lady walked by and the panhandler went into his pitch and he said, ‘Ma’am I haven’t eaten in three days’. She said, ‘Gee I sure wish I had your willpower’.”</span></p>http://laughinwithhosni.tumblr.com/post/2384468120http://laughinwithhosni.tumblr.com/post/2384468120Mon, 20 Dec 2010 01:15:03 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldmwwqqxxk1qf6ua0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire.”</p>http://laughinwithhosni.tumblr.com/post/2361879729http://laughinwithhosni.tumblr.com/post/2361879729Sat, 18 Dec 2010 12:36:26 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldm1ocRkjO1qf6ua0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“I take my wife everywhere…</p> <p>… but she keeps finding her way back.”</p>http://laughinwithhosni.tumblr.com/post/2357125858http://laughinwithhosni.tumblr.com/post/2357125858Sat, 18 Dec 2010 01:21:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldhvo3YOW21qf6ua0o1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>“Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.”</span></p>http://laughinwithhosni.tumblr.com/post/2329620762http://laughinwithhosni.tumblr.com/post/2329620762Wed, 15 Dec 2010 19:21:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldg9oyYhG91qf6ua0o1_r1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>“To you I’m an atheist; to God, I’m the Loyal Opposition.”</span></p>http://laughinwithhosni.tumblr.com/post/2320405121http://laughinwithhosni.tumblr.com/post/2320405121Tue, 14 Dec 2010 22:29:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldekvbT07T1qf6ua0o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>“Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.”</span></p>http://laughinwithhosni.tumblr.com/post/2309565085http://laughinwithhosni.tumblr.com/post/2309565085Tue, 14 Dec 2010 00:35:35 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lddkh5iwtN1qf6ua0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>“If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.”</span></p>http://laughinwithhosni.tumblr.com/post/2301655864http://laughinwithhosni.tumblr.com/post/2301655864Mon, 13 Dec 2010 11:29:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldcguxmuCB1qf6ua0o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>“Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.”</span></p>http://laughinwithhosni.tumblr.com/post/2193773707http://laughinwithhosni.tumblr.com/post/2193773707Sun, 12 Dec 2010 21:13:45 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ld9mqoSs2a1qf6ua0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>“I thought Deep Throat was a movie about a giraffe.”</span></p>http://laughinwithhosni.tumblr.com/post/2174176209http://laughinwithhosni.tumblr.com/post/2174176209Sat, 11 Dec 2010 08:28:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ld9ln5lG8I1qf6ua0o1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span> </span></p> <p><span>“I have a wonderful make-up crew. They’re the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.”</span></p>http://laughinwithhosni.tumblr.com/post/2174049098http://laughinwithhosni.tumblr.com/post/2174049098Sat, 11 Dec 2010 08:04:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcge8wtPyZ1qf6ua0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>“The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.”</span></p>http://laughinwithhosni.tumblr.com/post/1682399514http://laughinwithhosni.tumblr.com/post/1682399514Thu, 25 Nov 2010 13:34:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcgdqdtlvw1qf6ua0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>“When I was a boy, the Dead Sea was only sick.”</span></p>http://laughinwithhosni.tumblr.com/post/1682298886http://laughinwithhosni.tumblr.com/post/1682298886Thu, 25 Nov 2010 13:23:01 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcgdaoCWuE1qf6ua0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“<span>She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.”</span></p>http://laughinwithhosni.tumblr.com/post/1682215447http://laughinwithhosni.tumblr.com/post/1682215447Thu, 25 Nov 2010 13:13:36 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcgd9klc2N1qf6ua0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>“Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning.”</span></p>http://laughinwithhosni.tumblr.com/post/1682209779http://laughinwithhosni.tumblr.com/post/1682209779Thu, 25 Nov 2010 13:12:56 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcgd7d5dLk1qf6ua0o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><span>“I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything till noon. That’s when it’s time for my nap.”</span></p>http://laughinwithhosni.tumblr.com/post/1682197854http://laughinwithhosni.tumblr.com/post/1682197854Thu, 25 Nov 2010 13:11:36 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcgd5cCAYV1qf6ua0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“<span>You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”</span></p>http://laughinwithhosni.tumblr.com/post/1682186787http://laughinwithhosni.tumblr.com/post/1682186787Thu, 25 Nov 2010 13:10:24 -0500