Laugh In with Hosni

Egypt's president cracks up world leaders with his timeless wit.

Jan 10
"It’s hard to be nostalgic when you can’t remember anything."

"It’s hard to be nostalgic when you can’t remember anything."


Jan 3
"Blowing out candles is good exercise for the lungs."

"Blowing out candles is good exercise for the lungs."


Dec 20
"A rather chubby lady walked by and the panhandler went into his pitch and he said, ‘Ma’am I haven’t eaten in three days’. She said, ‘Gee I sure wish I had your willpower’."

"A rather chubby lady walked by and the panhandler went into his pitch and he said, ‘Ma’am I haven’t eaten in three days’. She said, ‘Gee I sure wish I had your willpower’."


Dec 18
"Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire."

"Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire."


"I take my wife everywhere…
… but she keeps finding her way back.”

"I take my wife everywhere…

… but she keeps finding her way back.”


Dec 15
"Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down."

"Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down."


Dec 14
"To you I’m an atheist; to God, I’m the Loyal Opposition."

"To you I’m an atheist; to God, I’m the Loyal Opposition."


"Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman."

"Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman."


Dec 13
"If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining."

"If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining."


Dec 12
"Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career."

"Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career."


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